In addition to the usual reviews and comments you would find on a horror movie blog, this is also a document of the wonderfully vast horror movie section of the video store I worked at in my youth.
Having spent a lot of time in VR of late, I was reminded of one of my favourite POV horror short films, Daniel Bødker Sørensen's The Sun Has Died from 2015.
I love the tension built in this piece. The Sun Has Died not only escalates to a satisfying conclusion, but its arc justifies the eighteen-minute run time. Imdb has no new projects listed for Sørensen at present, but I hope he resurfaces because he's got some serious chops.
This week it’s Charles Philip Moore’s
1990 effort Demon Wind.
After the death of his father, Cory (Eric Larson) is beckoned to his ancestral home only to find that it is cursed by demonic forces.
I have to admit that I cheated this
week and watched my recently acquired Vinegar Syndrome Blu of this
movie. With its snazzy lenticular cover, you can imagine it is not
particularly easy to find a VHS copy in the wild. Oh well, at least
they recreated the cover for this release. Anyhoo, let's dig
in.
It didn't take me long to clock into
this movie's Evil Dead vibe. You’ve got the rundown cabin – or
farmhouse – the demons, the book of incantations and even the
ceremonial dagger. When you think about it, I guess Sam Raimi’s
Ram-O-Cam effect was technically a demon wind. There’s not much
wind in this one though, save a few fog banks, as it's mainly demons
shambling and cracking wise.
Demon Wind was a lot less fun than its
influences that also likely included Prince of Darkness and Fulci’s
Zombi, but Moore did manage to throw in a WTF moment every few scenes
to keep me entertained. Like when those two guys – one of whom is a
magician for some reason – show up blaring classical music out of
their Buick. To be fair, those two dudes’ bro-mance was one of the
more interesting things about Demon Wind.
Stacy (Jack Vogel) & Chuck (Stephen Quadros) together 4ever!
Not to say logic was particularly
important here, but there was a severe lack of it present. Once
inside the farmhouse, which I might add looks like ruins from the
outside and fine on the inside, Cory is like, “I think it's gonna
be okay”. Oh really guy? Need I remind you that five minutes ago
your friend got turned into a doll and burst into flames. That sounds
pretty fucking far from okay to me. But what do I know, I haven't
inherited a cursed family plot. Not yet anyway.
Perhaps the most noticeable flaw was
the foley. Holy balls, did this guy only have access to like three or
four sounds? I swear, if you took a drink every time you hear that
canned “falling to the ground” noise, you’d be hospitalized by
the climax. In all fairness though, this movie was shot on short ends
by a second-unit crew from a picture that it was being shot
back-to-back with. I suppose we should be glad it was watchable at
all.
Having said that, there were things to
appreciate here. Though the gooey make-up effects were a mixed bag,
F/X artist Lance Anderson really went for it. A dozen demon make-up
extras (of which Lou Diamond Phillips was apparently one)? No
problem. Huge son-of-Satan full body prosthetic? Sure, we can do
that. Full body burn? Easy peasy! Plus, I feel I need to re-iterate
those WTF moments.
If that gif were to play on, you'd see
this guy regress back into a baby and then... a dove. Because why
not, right?
Moore went onto have a decent career
doing action movies, including Angel of Destruction and Dance with
Death, which has perhaps the most nineties coverbox you have ever
seen in your life. Demon Wind was a so-so affair, but at least it
delivered on the promise of its coverbox.
I wanted to go back in time a bit for this week's entry. One of the first short films I reviewed here was Marc Riba & Anna Solanas' 2006 short, Violeta. With its disturbing visuals and almost unbearably squishy sound design, this short has stuck with me for over a decade.
Watching this again, I realized that this duo was also responsible for one of my recent favourites, Dead Horses. I'm thrilled that these two are still unleashing their stop-motion nightmares onto the world.
This week I watched my recently acquired
VHS of John Frankenheimer's 1979 environmental horror Prophecy.
The waste from a lumber mill causes
mutations in the surrounding inhabitants, the most dangerous of which
being a giant bear monster.
I came into this unsure about whether
I'd actually seen it. I'm pretty sure this movie was melded together
in my mind with others of this era (1977's The Deep and 1980's The Island for
instance) that I may have caught bits & pieces of on television
before being whisked away to bed. Having said that, I recalled pretty
much nothing of Prophecy and enjoyed it much more than I was
expecting to. This was like, a legitimate movie, especially when
you put it up against the trash I watched last week.
Talia Shire & Robert Foxworth in Prophecy.
Prophecy has some solid talent in it,
including Talia Shire (right before reprising her role as Adrian in
Rocky II), Robert Foxworth and Armand Assante. Playing the role of
the shifty lumber foreman was Richard Dysart and when he was
confronted with the mutated horrors his plant had wrought, I couldn't
help but think, “buddy, you ain't seen no-thing yet.”
I hear that some people like to take
the piss out of the effects – Imdb says that uber-dweeb Leonard
Maltin described the creature a “walking salami.” - but I thought
it looked pretty bad ass. Even though Frankenheimer & f/x house
Burman Studios had initially conceived something quite a bit
different, I thought the mutated bear-thing was a good way to go.
Though I'm willing to admit that viewing it on a muddy VHS may have
been ideal, as a hi-def transfer may not do it any favours.
It's a shame they couldn't get a bit
gorier with it – Frankenheimer had his original vision of an R
rating cut back to a PG – as I think it could've really taken it to
another level. As it stands now, I can't really take something like
that seminal scene where the bear swats a kid in a banana sleeping
bag thirty feet to his feathery death as anything except incredibly
amusing.
Environmental horrors were popular
during this era and this one ranks in the upper echelon.
The concerns raised are just as relevant now as they were then. I
always wondered about the cover (and title for that matter) when I
knew in my head it was about a killer bear and now I know the
significance of it. I think my only gripe is that thread never gets
resolved. I was hoping for a Humanoids From The Deep style outro, but
alas it was not to be.
As far as studio pictures featuring
ten-foot tall bear monsters go, this one is pretty ace.
One of my favourite shorts last year was Greg Kovacs' Fun. Recalling the children show puppetry of his 2013 effort Tasha & Friends, this will surely win you over. Check it out below.
Wasn't that fun?! And at three-and-a-half minutes completely economical too. Recently, Kovacs revealed that this short was actually the pilot episode for his new web series called Poppy Seed Place. Who knows what depravity these little rascals are going to get up to!
My crappy Monday got even crappier when I heard about the passing of actress Margot Kidder. Kidder died in her sleep yesterday at her home in Montana. She was 69.
R.I.P. Margot Kidder 1948-2018
I was maybe six or seven when I got my first introduction to Kidder with her turn as Lois Lane in the Superman movies. Apart from that, her career spanned over five decades. For me though, it was work in three iconic horrors, Sisters, The Amityville Horror and Black Christmas, that have resonated with me through the years.
I was lucky enough to see her in person at the 2005 Festival of Fear and she was incredibly affable and also very candid about her ongoing troubles with mental illness. Rest in peace, Margot.