In addition to the usual reviews and comments you would find on a horror movie blog, this is also a document of the wonderfully vast horror movie section of the video store I worked at in my youth.
Showing posts with label Linnea Quigley. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Linnea Quigley. Show all posts

Friday, June 21, 2019

Bouncing... On The Beach!


This week's VHS is David DeCoteau's 1993 alien sex comedy Beach Babes From Beyond.


Three babes from space (Sarah Bellomo, Tamara Landry & Nicole Posey) crash land on Earth and quickly find themselves at a California beach party. Wacky misadventures ensue!

With the Deadly Ten being shot right now, I'd thought I would pull out a Full Moon title I'd never watched, but always wondered about. Beach Babes From Beyond was the first release of Full Moon's off-shoot company Torchlight that specialized in movies of a more erotic nature. It's a little weird to me that Full Moon's other major side project was the kid-friendly Moonbeam. I wonder if they ever mixed up those tapes at the factory. I would have totally switched Prehysteria with Virgin Hunters given the chance.

Anyway, DeCoteau was credited as Ellen Cabot for this movie and I'm sure there is a story behind this. Ten bucks says it's a money thing. I wager that his other job on the movie was way more important.


Beach Babes From Beyond had the distinction (and they let you know this on the poster and the trailer) of featuring four famous relatives in Joe Estevez, Don Swayze, Joey Travolta and Jackie Stallone. You throw in Burt Ward and Linnea Quigley and you've got quite the genre buffet here. Man, without his moustache, it is quite remarkable how much Estevez looks like his brother, Martin.

Space Babes Sarah Bellomo (left) Nicole Posey & Tamara Landry.

As far as movies go, it's your average sex comedy template that gets a LOT of mileage out of its beach party footage. I would guess that half of this movie's seventy-minute running time is musical montages featuring multiple helpings of such hits as “Bouncing on the Beach” and “I've Got a Woody”. I will give it points for having a character named Hymen Hassler though.


Beach Babes delivered on the nudity, but the love scenes are best described as exercises in enthusiastic licking. Overall, it was amusing enough, but even I have to admit it's barely a movie. To be honest, if you want a more entertaining version of this, check out Scott Schrimer's Space Babes From Outer Space. It may not have as many boobs, but it makes up for it in practical creature effects.

Since this was a Full Moon production, you can always count on the Videozone segment, which featured a making of featurette (where the cast talked about doing the aforementioned love scenes on their first day of shooting) and trailers for Trancers 4, Subspecies 3 and Virgin Hunters. Say what you will about Charlie Band's empire, but he basically invented the concept of home video BTS. And he continues to evolve it with the Deadly Ten.

Monday, November 5, 2018

Horror-Rama Haul!

Hey all. Last weekend was Horror-Rama and it was a blast, as always. In addition to sharing air with genre celebrities such as Linnea Quigley, Lynn Lowry and Dee Wallace, I also came away with a pretty sweet haul.


And since it was staring me in the face all weekend, I finally broke and picked up Matthew Therrien gorgeous Suspiria print.


I'm afraid I don't have the faculties to go into depth as much as I usually would, but I can assure you that if you can make it out next year, you will not be disappointed.

Friday, October 26, 2018

Jack-O aka “We Did The Best We Could”


With Halloween being less than a week away, watching my VHS of Steve Latshaw's Jack-O seemed like a no-brainer.


Many generations after the Kelly family executed an evil wizard (from Florida?!), a curse resurrects Jack-O to take down the rest of the bloodline namely mild mannered trick or treater Sean (Ryan Latshaw).

I'd heard rumblings about this movie not being the greatest, and they were all true. Though it was a bit of a bore, I still managed to get some joy out of it. When looking at it from a filmmaker's perspective, it's actually a pretty good clinic on the trials of low budget genre filmmaking and coincidentally shares a lot of similarities with Gary Graver's Trick or Treats, which I posted about a few weeks ago.

In addition to them using their own houses to shoot, Latshaw used his own son, Ryan as the lead. Also like Treats, Jack-O featured a ton of genre cameos, this time mainly sourced from abandoned projects. John Carradine appears almost nine years after his death in bits originally meant for a picture called Cannibal Church and Cameron Mitchell shows up as a TV host, by way of dead anthology piece Terminal Shock. Rounding things out was footage of Brinke Stevens running through a graveyard that producer Fred Olen Ray shot while vacationing in Salem, Mass.

Ryan Latshaw as Sean in Jack-O

So after an incredibly convoluted set-up, Jack-O rises from the grave to lumber around and dispatch largely random characters. The creature design was kinda cool, but the budget kind of limited what he could do and we rarely got a good look at him. I have to say that even though this movie was made in 1995, it felt much more like an eighties film in tone and structure. I guess the Rush Limbaugh-like character that keeps appearing on TV was really the only thing that rooted it in the decade it was actually made in.


Jack-O was largely off-kilter, but not in the same way that Trick or Treats was. I found it odd that the kid's family just immediately welcomed a complete stranger into their home. Sean was hanging out with this woman in his bedroom and even sitting on her lap within hours of meeting her. And don't get me started on the Kelly's janky haunted hou-- garage that the father managed to accidentally trash after just two kids had gone inside it. Jack-O did have the saving grace of having Linnea Quigley in it – naked within two seconds of being onscreen of course – though. I was shocked to see that she actually survived too, especially since there was a moment I was sure she was going to get cleaved in two.

Linnea Quigley (right) & Rachel Miller in Jack-O.

Before signing off I do have to mention the commentary track – that I subsequently watched on YouTube – because it was better than the actual movie. I wager you too will awkwardly laugh as the banter between producer & director goes from sarcasm and jovial ball busting to full-on arguing and resentment. I'm not one-hundred per cent sure it wasn't scripted to make things more interesting, but it sounded pretty real to me.


At the end of the day, Jack-O was a low-budget throwaway that had its moments. It's certainly no Satan's Little Helper, but it could still be a hoot to watch with some pals while throwing back a few.

Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Trailer Tuesdays: Night of the Demons

I'm throwing the trailer for Kevin Tenney's classic eighties romp Night of the Demons up here, not only because Halloween is almost upon us, but it was also the subject of the last Drunken Cinema.



For those not in the know, Drunken Cinema is an ongoing film series curated by my pal and resident cinephile Serena Whitney. Every month she rents out the back room of The Steady and screens a movie complete with a specifically designed set of drinking rules.


Past films have been Silent Night, Deadly Night, Deep Blue Sea and Slumber Party Massacre. She doesn't always play horror films (for instance the next one is Carl Weathers' Action Jackson), but those are naturally my favourites. Especially when I win raffles prizes like this beauty!


For more info on Drunken Cinema, click here.

Thursday, June 2, 2016

It Came From The Archives 27!

Twenty-five years ago, Fangoria's perennial fan convention Weekend of Horrors made its one and only trip to Toronto (and as far as I know all of Canada). This milestone would have no doubt passed unnoticed if a reader hadn't happened to email me asking if I had any pictures of the event. After responding that I did, it clicked that the anniversary was imminent and thus perfect timing for another Archives post.


By this time in my life I was a full-on fanatic. I had been working at Major Video for almost a year and it was feeding my obsession nicely. I was watching more movies in a day than most did in a week. I don't think I had my driver's license by then, so thank goodness my older brother was gracious enough to shuttle us in. The guest list was impressive, even with the last-minute cancellation by Bruce Campbell.

Right-click to enlarge.

I remember the dealer's room being fairly large, and it was similar to Monsterpalooza in that there were several make-up demonstrations going on throughout the day. I've talked before about basically opening up my wallet to the poster guy, but there was lots of other great merch there, as well. I remember I picked up a T2 shirt that I practically lived in that summer. In retrospect, I wished I'd rifled through the bins of scripts they had at one of the booths.

Anyway, the photos. Given my limited photography skills, I'm surprised these turned out at all. Truth be told, it was probably my brother snapping all these pics. It's kind of amazing how much of this event I can remember considering it was a quarter century ago.

I think I spoke about my interaction with Kane Hodder in my Friday the 13th archives post. He was super cool then, and been just as cool the two times I've seen him since.



Tom Savini gave a memorable Q&A. I've seen a few people online tell the story of Savini getting down on his knees and apologizing to all in attendance for The Ripper, and it happened at this show.

Savini looks out into a sea of mullets.

Linnea Quigley was a sweetheart. If I recall correctly about the photo below, she had a bunch of people come up on stage and re-enact her cemetery dance scene from Return of the Living Dead, for which we judged the winner.


Below were the esteemed judges for the WOH's costume parade. Seated from left, Savini, Fangoria editor Tony Timpone, Quigley, FX artist Steve Johnson & Hodder. 


And the winners were...

3RD PLACE - GREG & STANLEY

2ND PLACE - THE DUKE & DUCHESS OF REALLY DIRTY THINGS

1ST PLACE - AQUARIUS

Nowadays, the GTA has over a half-dozen fan conventions a year, but in the early nineties, this thing was a revelation. For me, it was really the first time the curtain between film and reality was lifted. It was surreal to say the least. I hope you enjoyed these little windows into the past. Until next time...

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Horror Overload, Part 2.


As promised, here are some of the highlights from the Horror-Rama Q&A's. I sadly missed a few (Sybil Danning & Tristan Risk among them) due to my other responsibilities at Toronto After Dark, but I was really glad I got to see some of them.

The first one was filmmaker Mick Garris, which was really great. He's perhaps best known for being Stephen King's go-to adapter, but you don't really realize just how much stuff he's been involved with until it's all laid out. The talk did obviously begin with his dealings with King though.

On adapting The Stand;

“Adaptation is a difficult process. Film is external and fiction is internal. As for The Stand, when you look at polls of King's favourite books, The Stand always tops the list. So yes it was intimidating! I mean, imagine, I'm a relatively new filmmaker, the guy who'd made Critters 2 and Psycho 4 and this was (an adaptation) of the great American novel. But the good news was, I am not just a huge genre fan, or a huge King fan, but a huge Stand fan, so I cared about what happened to it as much as anybody else. The other thing that made it a lot better was that King wrote the script himself and it was phenomenal. That was the blueprint, and if you start with a good script you, if you're any good at all, or care at all, it's really hard to mess it up.”

Filmmaker Mick Garris.

On adapting The Shining;

“The Shining was my favourite book ever, certainly favourite horror book. And when I saw that movie (Kubrick's The Shining) I was so disappointed and so upset and angry and let down. Because, and I've learned to appreciate over the years as a great Kubrick film, but it's not a great King adaptation. So, when we went to do the miniseries, we didn't see it as remaking the Kubrick film. I was so passionate about the book, so when the reviews of the miniseries came out and they were really positive, it got even better reviews than The Stand which were overwhelmingly good, I felt satisfied that we finally got the tell the story in the book.”

He did say that he got maligned by some for that miniseries though.

“Some people hated me just for doing it, they said 'how dare you remake Kubrick'. We weren't remaking the movie, we were doing the book! I'll never forget one review I got. It said 'Garris is to Kubrick, as Peoria is to Paris.' Ouch! That's why if you're going to make material for public consumption, you need the skin of a rhinocerous.”

Those hedge animals though :/

When asked if he could adapt any story of King's, what would it be, he said;

“Gerald's Game. Easy answer. I love that book.”

And when the moderator brought up The Long Walk;

“Well, it would be an amazing movie, and everybody seems to want to do it, but nobody ever does it. But, it's funny, it comes up every time I talk to someone about doing Stephen King.”

After talking about a few other King projects, Garris took the opportunity to announce a new project he has in the works called Nightmare Cinema;

“It is sort of a miniature Masters of Horror, we're doing five stories all together with five filmmakers. We're doing it on a very limited budget, and I'm not gonna tell you who they are, but I will say it is two Americans, including me, one Japanese director, one Cuban director and one British director. I'm really excited about this.”

The Q&A concluded with Garris speaking up bringing back his Post Mortem interview series.

“We are going to do a new series. It's not official, but I am going to start chasing some new interviews at the end of this month down in Mexico at a film festival there. I'm excited about doing these. This one will be a bit more travelly, we won't do the Charlie Rose-type black set and very formalized, it will be in somebody's house or office or hotel room, things like that.”


That night, there was a screening of Luigi Cozzi's 1980 Alien rip-off Contamination. As a special treat, star Ian McCulloch and composer Maurizio Guarini were in attendance to conduct a pre-show Q&A.

Maurizio Guarini (left) & Ian McCulloch (right)

McColluch was honest about his work on the film;

“I did it for the money, and the locations. I must admit when I finally saw the film I was expecting the worst. But even though it's now quite cheesy and dated, it was thirty-five years ago after all, I must say it is rather enjoyable.”

Guarini had to agree and said that he'd forgotten most of his time working on the film;

“But with the Internet, and seeing photos, the memories are coming back to me. I remember getting left alone while doing the music. But yeah, the film isn't bad.”


It had been a very long time since I'd seen Contamination, as well. In fact, truth be told, this was my first time seeing an uncut version as what I watched circa 1992, was the one featured on Elvira's Movie Macabre. McColluch & Gaurini are right. It's a little rough, but it's not without its many charms. And of course, the score is bangin'.

On Sunday afternoon, horror icon Michael Berryman took to the conference room to share his countless anecdotes.

He began with his time working with the late Wes Craven, relating a story about how the snake wrangler in charge of a deadly “Super Rattlesnake” on the The Hills Have Eyes was not a snake wrangler at all, but just a dude with a pet snake a crew member had grabbed from a local bar.

Actor Michael Berryman

Berryman also talked about his predilection to please when Craven suggested they go to a Drive-In where Hills was playing, have him dress up as Pluto and sneak up on the patrons in their cars. It was all in good fun until a seven-foot-tall thug came after him with a bat for “scaring his girlfriend”.

He talked at length about the upcoming release he was very proud of called The Storyteller, a feature film by the late Andrew Getty;

“This film is incredible. We saw it for the first time last week. It is so absorbing, it captures you. There are some camera moves... man, if you're into film at all, you gotta see Storyteller. The editor was working on this thing for ten years!”

He was asked about his experience working with Brandon Lee on The Crow;

“I was the Skull Cowboy, but the scene was cut from the movie. But I got to meet Brandon Lee. I got to work with him. I sat in his trailer with him for hours, we'd talk about his dad and where our futures were going and how much we appreciated this script for a movie we knew was going to be fantastic.”

Berryman as the Skull Cowboy in The Crow.

“Brandon, in my opinion, died because of greed. It's not the company's fault. It's because it was a state that didn't want unions and outside labour. For instance, our armourer, our gun guy, was from California and well qualified. But legally they had to send him home and hire a local guy. Now you got a guy who's working on a major motion picture, and I'm sure he did the best he could, but the suits were pushing and in the end, it cost them a lot of money for the lawsuit in Brandon's death.”

Things got a little lighter when someone asked about his experience working with Ruggero Deodato;

“You're in a supermarket. You're looking at the cans. Ruggero would be the one with a dent in it.”


Last, but certainly not least, was perennial Scream Queen Linnea Quigley. The moderator ran down her greatest hits and she related tales from her time on classics such as Return of the Living Dead and Night of the Demons, as well as the cultier stuff like Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama and Creepozoids.

When someone asked about how she got into the business, she said;

“I got into acting, kind of by mistake. I was working at a health spa in L.A and I worked with some models and they told me they were making a hundred dollars a day. That was a lot of money then, in the late seventies or whatever. So, they said 'why don't you come with us to our agent'. I did thinking nothing would come of it, but I started getting certain things. I started out doing modelling for movies that hadn't been made, they used to do the artwork first and sell the movie upon the artwork. Then I started getting like little roles, like where I'd have a line or be a featured extra. I took acting classes and did my homework too. It was a really slow climb, it wasn't overnight or anything, that's for sure.”

Actress Linnea Quigley.

On reuniting with old friends on Trophy Heads;

“It was a really weird experience. Michelle & Brinke and I hadn't worked together in twenty-five years before David Decoteau's 1313 Cougar Cult (laughs) and it had been thirty or more since we all worked with Charlie Band. It was really nostalgic to do it. It seemed the same but different, you know? Everything was video now and instant and moving faster. It was really nostalgic, but in a good way, it wasn't like noooooooo.”

On working with young directors who grew up watching her films and if she finds they are better or worse than the old guard;

“Well, sometimes it's hard when the people that were fans are directing you because they're a little bit intimidated by you. And then they think you don't need any direction, or they're scared to give you direction, which is what you want. You want them to direct you, because you want to do a good performance. It's hard to say. On film it was such a harder medium, I think they were more dedicated to it. You couldn't do it again and again, so you had to do it right. One or two takes, or forget it. I don't know, there are some great directors that have come up now too.”

So, that was all I was able to sit in on. Thanks again to Chris & Luis for gathering all these great icons under one roof.

Friday, June 6, 2014

Urban Classics.

This week's intro is...



Urban Classics was a super low budget off-shoot of Empire International during the late eighties. As far as I can tell, they only distributed six films that included the likes of Assault of the Killer Bimbos, Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity and the film I posted the trailer for a few days ago, Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama. Are you sensing a trend here?

The above intro was pulled from my VHS copy of Creepozoids.


Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Trailer Tuesdays: Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama

Today's trailer is for a movie with one of the most colourful titles of the eighties...



Sorority Babes' greatest claim to fame is that is one of two movies - Nightmare Sisters being the other - that stars all three Scream Queens Linnea Quigley, Brinke Stevens and Michelle Bauer. This film is thick on the cheese factor, but I find its mix of demonic horror and sex comedy - much like Night of the Demons, also starring Quigley - quite endearing.

Sunday, May 25, 2014

DKTM 223


To all my Yankee readers out there, hope you are having a good Memorial weekend, and you got a chance to check out that awesome new X-Men flick. Here's what I have for you this week.

Trailers Unhitched.

Here's a trailer for the upcoming possession horror Deliver Us From Evil.



There's some great stuff in this trailer - that bit with the stuffed owl is super great - but the “from the makers of Sinister” leaves me  little weary. Those guys have a knack for visuals, but the last act of Sinister was pretty balls. Also, the fact that Olivia Munn is in this is a huge bonus, especially since I thought she'd sworn off the genre after fake blood destroyed her Blackberry during the filming of 2008's Insanitarium. Deliver Us From Evil releases July 2nd.

Speaking of “evil”, this trailer for Dark Dungeons defies explanation.



I mean... wow. I just this last week found out about Chick Tracts (comics put out by some religious zealot named Jack Chick on which this movie is based) so the sheer absurdity of this whole thing hit me like a speeding train.

It's like this movie doesn't take place on Earth. Where in this world would role playing games and frat parties ever, EVER converge??? What makes Dark Dungeons even more confounding it that it is not - or at least not intended to be - parody or satire! Although, I'm sure a lot of backers to the Kickstarter must have thought that it was, because I mean... COME ON!!!

As much as I would love to own a copy of this movie, I can't condone this lunacy by paying good money for it. However, if you would like to, you can do so by clicking here. Your soul will thank you. Apparently.

South of Heaven.

It was announced this week that Eli Roth will be teaming with Jason Blum to produce a series called South of Heaven. An eight episode has been ordered by AMC-owned WE tv. South of Heaven features a young demon hunter named Maria vanquishing evil along with her brother, David.

Eli Roth.














WE tv, formerly Romance Classics, seems like a weird fit for this type of show, but I suppose if it is of the Supernatural and Bitten ilk it could be successful. Roth will direct the pilot episode. His other television property, Hemlock Grove begins its second season in July.

Save Linnea's House.

You may heard that America's Scream Queen Linnea Quigley has fallen on some rough times of late and has reached out to the horror community for help. I'll let her explain in her own words;

“Hello friends and fans. My name is Linnea Quigley. America’s Scream Queen. I have been in over 100 movies including Return Of The Living Dead, A Nightmare On Elm Street 4 and Night Of The Demons, to name only a few. Several years ago I put my career on hold and moved into my parents house to take care of them. While taking care of them my money was soon depleted and the family home developed a serious roof problem. I tried many ways to get the money to repair it but nothing worked. My parents have passed and I recently started back to work but just can’t come up with the money fast enough to save the house. Last week I got an estimate from a local general contractor. It’s going to cost $10,000 to fix the roof and $5,000 – $8,000 to fix the damage inside the house. The drywall has fallen from the ceiling and wall in places. My clothes and other things are being ruined. There is black mold in several places now too.  I’m an animal lover and have rescued many animals and several of them share the house with me. I ask that you please help me save my family home and give me and my rescued animals a safe place to live.”

Linnea Quigley, as Trash in Return of the Living Dead (left) & Sam in Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (right)












It's a really unfortunate situation, so if you'd like to help, click here.