This week's title is Paul Golding's
1988 “shocker” Pulse.
When David (Joey Lawrence) comes to
stay with his father and stepmother, he starts to suspect something
dangerous is going on with the power on his street.
Unlike many instances of coverbox art,
you actually get what is advertised. Well, sort of. No one gets
electrocuted onscreen, but we do get a lot of electricity. Like a
lot, lot. And I hope you like extended shots of electronics because
we get to see inside, outside, close-up and far away. It's like
electronics porn actually.
Aside from that the pace is pretty
deliberate, but the acting is good all around with both Joey and
Matthew Lawrence are in this movie. I never watched Blossom, Boy
Meets World or any of the other shows they were in, but here they
were solid little kid actors.
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So, Pulse was a bit weird for a few
reasons. First, the ambiguity of the antagonist was a little
off-putting. Electricity was out to get people, but there's no
concrete how or why to it. In Maximum Overdrive, it was a comet and
in Ghost in the Machine it was a short circuited serial killer –
which coincidentally starred Karen Allen who appears on the TV during
this movie – but apart from Crazy Ralph's brother rambling out
about a “pulse”, there's really no rhyme or reason for things to
going haywire. It's kind of like when the sleazy guy from Fast Times
in Ridgemont High showed up to fix the television, but seemed to have
no idea how electricity even worked. But whatever, I'm game. I guess
I'm just used to Horace Pinker crackling out the wall sockets, ya
know?
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Secondly, Pulse actually functioned
more like a family drama than a horror film, as the main push of the
story was a kid adjusting to splitting time between two divorced
parents. Obviously, there were a lot of cliches at work here, like
David's crazy stories about killer electricity being perceived as him
acting out, but there were actually some sincere interactions
throughout. Pulse would have been fairly straightforward if not for
the garbage disposal occasionally trying to kill someone. And I do
have to admit, this movie did feature one of the most painful looking
“locked in the shower” scene that I've seen.
Pulse was a solid movie, but it's PG-13
nature's probably the reason that it doesn't end up on too many “best
of” or “you've never seen” lists.
1 comment:
I never saw Pulse, but I totally got the Terrordome playset for my birthday when I was a kid. I was the envy of the whole neighborhood until a year later when my friend Ian got the coveted aircraft carrier. That bastard.
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