In addition to the usual reviews and comments you would find on a horror movie blog, this is also a document of the wonderfully vast horror movie section of the video store I worked at in my youth.

Friday, October 17, 2025

On The Cutting Room Floor.


VHS Fridays continue with the next tape on the pile, the 2000 Aussie meta slasher Cut. The fact that I have done two Australian movies in a row is completely coincidental. I mean seeing Molly Ringwald on the box obviously didn't scream “down under” to me. But let's see if it makes the cut (mugs to camera).


A young director tries to finish a lost horror film called Hot Blooded, after it was shelved after its director was brutally murdered on-set.

Cut starts well enough, giving us a film within a film where Molly Ringwald is stalked ad nauseum. I award early points for using the Split Enz song “I Got You” - NZ represent! When a gore effect malfunctions, the director (Kylie Minogue in a brief cameo) get pissed and is later murdered by Scissorman, I mean, Scarman with some very odd looking shears. This causes the film to be lost and rumoured cursed, until Film Audiovisual Radio & Television School's (FARTS for short!) best and brightest decide to finish it.

This movie doesn't really hide its intentions. Cut was Australia's entry into the nineties slasher cycle and as well as their answer to Scream, with Scarman standing in for Ghostface. Hell, they even managed to get Ringwald, who during the genesis of Scream was tapped to play Sidney Prescott. Here she's more of the Gale Weathers though, with Aussie actress Jessica Napier filling in for Neve. I will at least say they share the same vibe.

Jessica Napier & Molly Ringwald in Cut.


Cut struggles at times to get the ingredients of the meta slasher just right, sometimes leaning into full parody. You also have to ignore the fact that this low-budget horror production seems to be able to chug along even after their department heads start going missing. No boom? No wardrobe? No sound? No problem!

Having said that, the Scarman mask does look cool and was apparently cast to the actor's face for an extra snug fit. During the climax, there are some mask-melting effects that come off well. I assume it was a mix of practical and digital that for the time are kind of impressive. I'll have to ask my buddy Nash if he has seen this film because the only other time I have seen a death-by-wood-slicer scene is In A Violent Nature. I know he used many films as inspiration, but this would be the deepest cut (Oops, I did it again) of all. Oh, and I have to mention that Hot Blooded's shooting location is named the Swiss Chalet. I love that even foreigners can get in on Canadian content every once and a while.


Cut, though it sometimes overindulges in the tropes of the time, is still an entertaining watch that at a brisk eighty-two minutes doesn't overstay. Plus, I have to admit it was nice seeing Molly Ringwald again. That's all for now, let's see what I get up to next week.

Friday, October 10, 2025

Who Killed Cock Robin?


Yes, October VHS Fridays continue here at THS. Since my tape of the 1982 Morgan Fairchild thriller The Seduction snapped on its reels, I had to make a last-minute pivot to the Aussie offering Cassandra from 1987.


Young Cassandra's (Tessa Humprhries) repressed memories have been bubbling to the surface. Her parents tell her it's nothing, but their reluctance to share the skeletons in their family closet may have dire consequences.

Cassandra opened up promisingly enough with a wicked title card, some wild editing that would make even Sam Raimi blush, a sweet piano-driven score and an evil child channeling Emperor Palpatine.


That GIF really doesn't do it justice without sound. I also want to point out that it gives me great joy that even after a half-century on this Earth, most of that watching horror films, I can still encounter clips and sounds that were sampled by the industrial bands I listened to in my youth, this one in particular being TKK. So, five minutes in, I was having a gas.

Cassandra ends up being a servicable flick, but it has a bit of an identity crisis, not uncommon of late eighties horror. Its body count is too low to be a slasher, even though it may have been marketed as such, and its supernatural elements - Cass's visions of past and future - are too sparce for your average paranormal affair so it just spends much of its running time hanging between the two.

Tessa Humphries as Cassandra.

Another puzzling element is how little Cassandra is in this movie. You would assume being the title character, she would be the, you know, MAIN character, but to be honest she almost disappears in the middle act, replaced by her mother-not-mother Helen, who is admittedly bad-ass. She fends off multiple attacks from the killer and surprised me with her resilience. The rest was just looking past the reddest of all red herrings, awaiting the true killer to be revealed that I certainly didn't need Cassie's second sight to figure out.


I've had this tape for quite some time (and one of the few I own with a blue case) so it was good that I finally got down under to watch this piece of Ozploitation. I think I have my Fridays line up locked in for the next few weeks (provided no tape malfunctions) so check back soon.

Friday, October 3, 2025

Oh, To Be A Snake.


It's October time again! And you know what means... my conscience pushing me to post more VHS Fridays leading up to Halloween. Okay, you win. Let's start with the 1994 thriller Dark Tide.


Andi (Brigette Bako) visits her husband Tim (Chris Sarandon) in a remote village where he is fishing for valuable sea snakes. Their relationship strained, Andi enters into an ill-advised tryst with Tim's boat captain Dak (Richard Tyson) and things go south quickly.  

I originally thought this movie was a monster movie – I'm sure you can forgive me for thinking there was a giant snake involved given the above coverbox – but I quickly learned that this movie was more Dead Calm than Anaconda. I guess should've expected this as it was released post Basic Instinct where every third title on video store shelves was an erotic thriller looking to cash in. It might also explain why Tyson and Bako are listed on the coverbox and Chris Sarandon (the largest name in the cast) isn't. This ain't the eighties anymore, kiddies.

Richard Tyson & Brigette Bako in Dark Tide.

Speaking of which, I was initially confused about Sarandon and Bako's relationship. They share a long kiss upon greeting, but then she calls him “Dad” in the next scene, right before she proclaims, “We need to fuck!” I guess I missed the sarcasm, but I'm glad at least Dak later mentions to the age difference because we were all thinking it. 

Dark Tide was directed by Luca Bercovici of Ghoulies fame, only in this one he's switched out the slimy puppets for sexual assault. Seriously, I don't remember these 90's erotic thrillers having so much rape. God bless Brigette Bako because she endured a lot in this one.


This is fairly standard fare, switching back and forth between pretty underwater footage – the opening Jaws homage was not lost on me – and the aforementioned ugliness, but the climax is pretty decent, with our protagonists holed up at their house, using makeshift weapons like snakes, harpoons and a literal boomstick to keep the the seedy townsfolk led by Dak at bay. This is definitely Dark Tide's best section.

That's all I got for now, but be sure to come back soon for that next tape in the stack.

Wednesday, September 24, 2025

September Horror Trivia Watchlist.


To all those who came here from the event or the Trivia FB page, welcome! I am Jay, one half of the horror trivia quizmasters and this is my humble blog. Here's a selected list of titles mentioned at the last event. Click on the titles to be redirected to their Imdb listing. Horror Trivia Night happens at Storm Crow Manor in Toronto. If you're in the area, come on down! Register here.

From Hell (2001)
Session 9 (2002)

The Guest (2014)
Detention (2011)

The Mist (2007)

Friday, September 5, 2025

Top 20 Midnights!


Hello all. It's TIFF time again, the 50th edition in fact, but of course you know the highlight of this eleven day event is the Midnight Madness programme. 2025 will be my 26th year attending this legendary event and I thought I'd reflect on my top twenty Midnight Madness screenings. I suppose it could've been 26, but I wanted to keep it exclusive, you bet The Pang Brothers' The Eye was just bubbling under here. Also, a disclaimer. This list only includes films I actually saw at midnight. It Follows would have been high up on this list, but for some reason I caught an afternoon screening of that one. Now let's go back in time, shall we?

20. S&MAN - 2006 - Dir: J.T. Petty
This is a film that has almost completely disappeared into obscurity, but I remember my friend & I being so unsettled by that last sequence, as well as when the actor who played Eric stepped on stage with the director, the crowd collectively breathed a sigh of relief that he wasn't real.



19. AMERICAN NIGHTMARE - 2000 - Dir: Adam Simon 
My very first Midnight Madness screening. It was stowed away in one of the Uptown's smaller theatres and though perhaps not as brain-melting as Wild Zero (that played also that year) I recall having my mind blown, by just how deep the subtext went in some of my favourite childhood flicks.

18. ABC'S OF DEATH - 2012 - Dir: Various
While nowadays people mostly remember titles from the sequel, back in the day this was a horror phenomenon, partly because of the open call competition for the letter "T" (that I participated in and was eventually won by animator Lee Hardcastle). My highlight was meeting director Yoshihiro Nushimura at a cocktail party and using my one Japanese phrase, “Douzo yoroshiku.”

17. OCULUS - 2013 - Dir: Mike Flanagan
This was a terrific screening with a great cast and when Flanagan really began to hit his stride, employing techniques he would use later in projects, such as The Haunting of Hill House.

16. CHOCOLATE - 2008 - Dir: Prachya Pinkaew
Sure there is Tony Jaa and Ong Bak and those movies are great, but for me this movie was a revelation. I instantly fell for JeeJa Yanin, and her swift fighting style. Though I was gutted she was unable to attend the fest because of schedule conflicts, that screening was electric.

15. GREEN ROOM - 2015 - Dir: Jeremy Saulnier
This movie is a fantastically gritty crime film that should be sought out, however funnily enough my memories of this screening are of the following Q&A, where a woman got booed for asking Patrick Stewart for a hug and the eeriness of seeing Anton Yelchin, less than a year before his tragic death.  

14. JENNIFER'S BODY - 2009 - Dir: Karyn Kusama
Without a doubt, the craziest Midnight screening I have ever attended. Red carpets at the Ryerson were known for being lively, like the herd of sheep at Black Sheep, and Borat arriving in an ox-cart being pulled by peasant women, but the number of paparazzi at Jennifer's Body (for stars Megan Fox and Adam Brody) outnumbered the people there to see the film. When they swarmed the front during the intro, you actually couldn't see the stage from your seat. 

13. RAW - 2016 - Dir: Julia Decournau
A wonderful little coming-of-age genre film. You always hear about “paramedics were called!” stories slapped into ads for a movie and wonder if it is true. Well, for this one it was, as it was actually a friend sitting a few seats over that had to be helped out of there during this screening.  

12. HOSTEL - 2005 - Dir: Eli Roth
It was a toss up between this and 2004 film Calvaire, and while I think Fabrice du Welz's effort is the better film, there is something to be said for the impact this movie had on horror. For better or worse, though Saw (also a MM flick and not on this list) may have started the torture porn era, Hostel solidified it. Also, like Raw, this also had a “paramedics were called” moment when someone took a header down the escalator on their woozy way out of the Varsity.

11. YOU'RE NEXT - 2011 - Dir: Adam Wingard
Though I recall the reaction to be a little mixed after the screening, I adore this movie. The filmmakers really hyped the shit out of this movie, giving out animal masks to attendees in line, and spraypainting murals all over town. Sharni Vinson as Erin still remains one of the most bad-ass Final Girls in slasher history.

10. UNDERWORLD - 2003 - Dir: Len Wiseman
Say what you will about his franchise, the promise of vampires versus werewolves, sorry Death Dealers vs Lycans, was a strong one. But, let's be honest, my takeaway is that it was the night I saw Kate Beckinsale in person. It is not hyperbole to say there was a beam of light was following her around. Stunning.

9. PEARL - 2021 - Dir: Ti West.
I was front row at the newly screened (as in they'd just put one in) Midnight venue the Royal Alex Theater to see Mia Goth in all her glory. I still maintain this is the best entry in the trilogy and it is all because of her committed performance. I will say though, I'll never forget how the roof blew off the place when they played that secret teaser for MaXXXine.
 
8. UNDEAD - 2003 - Dir: The Spierig Brothers
The last film to ever screen at the legenday Uptown Theater (R.I.P.) and what a blast it was. The Spierigs' kept Peter Jackson's splatstick legacy of that corner of the world going with this wonderful zombie romp. I recall that every b-list celebrity that was in town for the fest being at that screening. 

7. BUBBA HO-TEP - 2002 - Dir: Don Coscarelli
This was THE Midnight film to see that year. I mean, Bruce Campbell as an aging Elvis fighting a soul-sucking mummy in an old folks' home. If that doesn't have classic written all over it, what does? And of course, there was the joy of watching Campbell ham it up with the crowd after.

6. CABIN FEVER - 2002 - Dir: Eli Roth
Speaking of 2002, this was the sleeper of the year. Eli Roth got the crowd going with his enthusiasm and everyone was really into the sometimes gross, sometimes absurd tone. I remember this took a full year to reach theatres and I was pumping it up all the way.

5. MARTYRS - 2008 - Dir: Patrick Laugier.
Now, for the dark shit at the tail end of the New French Extremity movement, a trend that MM was all over. Programmer Colin Geddes had warned me of the subject matter, but even I wasn't prepared for just how much ugliness would unfold onscreen. I'll always remember when the movie ended, my friend asking me the time and pull out my phone and my hand was completely numb because I'd been unconsciously flexing my elbow into the seat rest for the last half-hour of the movie.

4. THE RAID - 2011 - Dir: Gareth Evans
You want to talk about movies blowing the roof off the place. I had been getting tidbits about the shoot from a producer I knew through mutual friends so I was super stoked, but I could not have imagined how bone-crunchingly awesome this movie would be. The stable of talented martial artists in that film was unrivalled at that time.

3. INSIDE - 2007 - Dir: Alexandre Bustillo & Julien Maury
A veritable gut-punch of a movie and a legendary screening at the Ryerson Theater. It had previously been established that the French were fucked up and gave zero shits, but this was a sinewy tour-de-force that left everyone floored. I had a friend who was expecting his first child and was visibly offended by the last few minutes. Mission accomplished!

2. JU-ON: THE GRUDGE - 2003 - Dir: Takashi Shimizu
Sitting in the front row of the Uptown Theater to watch this, it knocked my eyeballs back into my head. The sound design cut through me like nothing I'd ever experienced and the constant barrage of nightmare inducing set pieces was almost overwhelming. Ringu will always be considered the king of J-horror, but Ju-on is right there too.


1. HIGH TENSION - 2003 - Dir: Alex Aja
Here it is! The benchmark of New French Extremity and the jewel of the banner MM year that was 2003. That year has never been matched in my opinion. I met one of my oldest Toronto friends in line to see this movie, and the screening was absolutely unforgettable. The opening where Marie is stumbling through the forest (a visual that has been recreated so many times since) while the score by François Eudes screeched into my eardrums was just, wow. There was also something about how the blood flows in this movie, gore guru Gio de Rossi really showed up for this one. Say what you will about the logic averse plot twist, this movie is mean, lean and a bloody machine.

Well, that's it. A brief (?) history of my Midnight Madness playlist. Now, I've got to go get in line.

Tuesday, September 2, 2025

R.I.P. Scott Spiegel 1957-2025.

I saw the terrible news that filmmaker Scott Spiegel has passed away. He was 67. Speigel was a member of the group I affectionately referred to as “The Renaissance Boys.” A bunch of movie loving knuckleheads from Michigan that included the likes of Sam and Ted Raimi, Bruce Campbell and Josh Becker. I have fond memories of tracking down bootlegs of the Super 8 films they made during college.

Scott Spiegel 1957-2025

Spiegel directed a handful of films, the best of which being his 1989 slasher Intruder, that features most of his aforementioned cohorts, but he also contributed to many Raimi pictures and also Hollywood lore, including his well known introduction of his friend Lawrence Bender to Quentin Tarantino, jumpstarting his legendary career.

I'm very sad and I feel like he has gone too soon. I'd always hoped he'd come to a convention near me someday, if only so I could show him my VHS copy of Nude Bowling and ask how and why he ended up in it. But for now, enjoy this early Raimi joint starring Spiegel himself. Rest in peace, good sir.

Friday, August 8, 2025

See This Movie!

 
It comes out Oct 3rd. I saw it at Fantasia this year, and it is ace. PSA complete.

Wednesday, July 30, 2025

July 30th Horror Trivia Watchlist


To all those who came here from the event or the Trivia FB page, welcome! I am Jay, one half of the horror trivia quizmasters and this is my humble blog. Here's a selected list of titles mentioned at the last event. Click on the titles to be redirected to their Imdb listing. Horror Trivia Night happens at Storm Crow Manor in Toronto. If you're in the area, come on down! Register here.


Zombieland (2009)
Nightbreed (1990)

Dead Snow (2009)
Frozen (2010)
Abominable (2006)

Storm Crow July Trivia, What's My Name?