In addition to the usual reviews and comments you would find on a horror movie blog, this is also a document of the wonderfully vast horror movie section of the video store I worked at in my youth.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Horror Fans Part 2

Here is the thrilling conclusion of Michael Schwartz's short doc Horror Fans. If you missed the first part, you can watch it by clicking here.

R.I.P. Dan O'Bannon 1946-2009.

I was very sad to hear about the passing of Dan O'Bannon this morning. He was 63. O'Bannon's contribution to genre cinema was huge. Mainly known for being a screenwriter, whose credits included the original Alien, Blue Thunder and Total Recall, he also appeared in John Carpenter's first film Dark Star and worked on the Star Wars effects crew. AND he also wrote and directed a little movie called Return Of The Living Dead. You add all that up and that's a good portion of my childhood right there. To celebrate his life and career here at THS, I can think of no better way than to offer up B-17, his portion of the 1981 animated film Heavy Metal.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

'Tis The Season.

Elwood over at From The Depths Of DVD Hell shot me an email this week asking me what my Christmas Day viewing habits were and if I had any traditions. It’s a good question and you might be surprised at the answer.

I could say that I watch Black Christmas before breakfast or have the Silent Night, Deadly Night films playing in the background all day like they were Christmas carols, but that just isn’t the case. The truth is I actually make an effort NOT to watch horror films on Christmas. I’m certainly not a religious person, but Christmas is as good a time as any to just take a break from all the gore & mayhem that I absorb on a daily basis. Even further on that point, I usually don’t watch much television at all on Christmas. After the tryptophan has had its way with me, I usually curl up with whatever new book or comic I got that morning and listen to some tunes. Christmas Eve is a different story though. Again, no horror – although last year I did cheat and watch the aforementioned Black Christmas on Blu-ray – but I do have two seasonal viewing habits. First, is Frank Capra's It’s A Wonderful Life.

Never all the way through though. With the many hundreds of channels at our disposal now, it seems like its on a constant loop. I can jump in and out whenever I want. I think it might be, like four hours long if I ever watched it all in one sitting. The other thing is a Canadian animated short called A Cosmic Christmas. First aired on CBC in 1977, it quickly became a fixture in Canuck elementary schools everywhere, which is where I first saw it. It took me many years to find it on VHS, though nowadays it’s online for the whole world to enjoy.



Whatever your viewage on Christmas Day, have a merry one!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

She Said You Could Get Rid Of It.

Since my incoming Black Water DVD has mysteriously gone missing, I have a gap to fill here. Check out this trailer for Re-Wire, a new indie that popped up on Twitch a few days ago.



The reason I make special mention of it, is that I went to high school with the film's star. Brandon McGibbon - who we'll also see in the upcoming Vincenzo Natali sci-fi Splice - is really making a move now after years of grinding away in commercials and walk-on parts in movies like Killshot and Saw 5. Congrats, man!

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Don't Kill The Messenger 41

Whew, things are getting busy around here. I'm gearing up for the usual end of year posts and also working on a few things for other blogs that you'll hopefully see in the new year. Also, my Dear Santa post from last week was featured in a holiday horror roundup over at Horrorblips. Click here to see what others in the blogosphere posted. Anyway, onto the news of the week.

Spiking The Punch.

A trailer for the long-awaited Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever finally dropped this week. It looks like it might be fun. Ti West (of this year's very solid House Of The Devil) directs, and Rider Strong and Guisseppe Andrews reprise their roles, so that is definitely enough to sell me. Cabin Fever 2 hits video store shelves in February. Check out the trailer below.



Zombie Jedi?

I found these cool Star Wars posters a few days ago. It looks like artist Matt Busch has zombified the original works of Drew Struzan. See them all below.

Courtesy of Coreplanets.com

Solving The Puzzle.

I got an email this week that Italian filmmaker Davide Melini new short 'The Puzzle' is now online. Shot in one day, this forboding piece has already played several film festivals around the globe. You can watch it below.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Horror Fans!

Recently, my buddy Michael Schwartz posted the first nine minutes of his 2006 documentary short Horror Fans online. It features footage taken from various interviews and events in Toronto, Los Angeles & New Jersey. It premiered at the 2007 Phoenix International Horror & Sci-Fi Film Festival (winning best doc) and later played the Eerie Horror Film Festival & Dam Short Film Festival, among others. Check it out below, let him know what you think and maybe we can convince him to post the rest.



"Horror Fans is a short, comedic documentary that examines the fandom surrounding horror films and why so many people are attracted to such a dark genre. From horror conventions to midnight screenings, fans and celebrities recollect their first encounters with the genre and what it is about the macabre that continues to inspire them to this day."

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

The Terrible Twos!




Has it been two years already?! On the afternoon of Dec 9th, 2007, I began this humble little blog to archive the cover art of the fading format of VHS. It's kind of fitting that the two-year anniversary falls on a Wednesday, because that's when my semi-weekly deluge of old coverboxes make their appearances. This week will be no different, but this time around I want to do something special. Due to the horror section at my old video store being so large, it was wrought with some pretty obscure titles. Obviously, a good deal of these were shite on a stick, but there were also ones that stood out. Whether they were underseen gems like Paperhouse, or tongue-in-cheek gorefests like Psychos In Love, they left an impression that stayed with me to this day. Here's fifteen titles that had some unique quality that makes me look back on them fondly.


No, this isn't a doc on the merits of Preperation H, it's actually an atmospheric 1973 yarn from the UK. Sure, it might be a little cheesy looking, which might be why it was on Elvira's Movie Macabre - where I first saw it - but I find the idea of Death being a tangible thing and a mad scientist trying to capture it fascinating. The visual effects and sound design used to represent The Asphyx were pretty awesome for the time, as well.


This is how I was introduced to the work of Mexican director Guillermo Del Toro, and thus became a life-long fan. In 1993, the vampire flick was stagnating, and Cronos came along and gave it a revitalizing shot in the neck. The majority of video store shoppers weren't as accepting of foreign films then as they are now (although there are still those that balk at subtitles *sigh*), so having a recognizable face like Ron Perlman in it, gave it crossover appeal.


The thing that struck me about this haunted house flick was how HIGH the body count was! Superstition made even the most bloody slashers at that time blush, with a death toll over twenty. I will never forget the scene where a priest gets eviscerated by a runaway circular saw. Ahhh, good times!

Technically the third movie in the House franchise, this slasher had a great showdown between genre vets Lance Henriksen and Brion James, who was fantastic as serial killer 'Meat Cleaver' Max Jenke. The movie coincidentally shares a lot of similarities with Wes Craven's Shocker that also came out in '89. It's fun stuff that a lot of people haven't seen because of the confusion around its release.


The Initiation is easy to dismiss as one of the many two-bit slashers that came out in the mid-eighties, but I think it deserves more credit. It's funny, its mall location is quite unique and the movie spends an unusual amount of time on character development, so I actually felt a little sad when some of the characters got offed. And it had Daphne Zuniga!


I actually saw this listed on another blog's WORST films list, but I do not agree sir! I remember being on the edge of my seat for the last thirty minutes of this film. I recommended this to MANY customers back in the day and don't recall one person coming back and demanding a refund. And it's one of George A. Romero's few non-undead films.

This one came out after I'd left Cockbuster, but a friend who still worked there let me know it had my name written all over it. This odd little German/British/American/Russian co-production has a great setup and prolonged sections of suspense. It does get a little ragged by the end, but is always anchored by a solid performance by Marina Zudina in the title role.


I've mentioned this one before and it was always a go-to film when recommending lesser-known movies to customers. My pitch would always start "Did you like Candyman? Well, how about one of that director's earlier films?" I'll talk more about this gem in a future post, but I had to include it here today.


This one is super cheesy, but I love it. Little Jamie dispatches people he doesn't like by feeding them to the creatures that live in a hole by his house. It's absurd, and yet completely awesome.

This ultra sleazy slasher is hardly a movie at all. It follows duelling serial killers, murdering their way through each scene, until they finally meet up at the end and throwdown with each other. What I'll always remember about this movie though, is that there is not one word of spoken dialogue in the whole thing, just voice-over narration by the two protagonists.


The Video Dead is a treasured favourite of mine. Shot on video (duh!), it looks like it was made for nine-ninety-five, but the amount of creativity on display here really won over me and my brother when we first saw it circa 1991. I love it.


Anyone whose been coming to this site for any period of time knows how much I adore this Canadian giant rat romp. Daschunds dressed as rats! What more do you need?!


This was the film that introduced me to Italian horror and has remained one of my faves since. Sure, Dario Argento's Suspiria & Deep Red get all the attention from horror film afficionados, but Bird will always have a special place in my heart. Anyone know where I can get a replica of the painting from the film?


This one's kind of like Hollywood Strangler, except it's a hell of a lot funnier and they fall in love, instead of trying to kill each other. I can still remember the protagonist's monologue about how much he hates grapes. Totally random, right? This is another instance where something that looks like it was made for NO money comes off as charming.


Razorback is a 1984 Aussie flick about a killer pig in the outback that has won over pretty much anyone who has ever seen it. I first saw this film, when I was beginning to appreciate cinematography, and you can't do much better than what's on display here. Like Hardware, this is another vintage title that deserves the Blu-ray treatment.

So, there you have it. Two years in the books. Thanks to all who've supported me and looked in over that time. I've got a lot of new features on tap for 2010, so hopefully you'll stay tuned. Talk soon.