In addition to the usual reviews and comments you would find on a horror movie blog, this is also a document of the wonderfully vast horror movie section of the video store I worked at in my youth.

Monday, December 7, 2009

You Can't Stop Progress.

As I mentioned yesterday, I had a few people over on Saturday for the express purpose of watching one of my newly acquired Blu-rays, Richard Stanley’s 1990 sci-fi horror flick Hardware. I have to give big props to Severin Films for finally releasing this movie, as up to this point it was only available in its grainy, hard-to-find 1993 VHS version.


Set in a crumbling metropolis of the future, scavenger Moses (Dylan McDermott) brings home some scrap metal for his artist girlfriend Jill (Stacey Travis) on Christmas Eve. Unfortunately for her though, this ‘scrap’ is actually pieces of a junked military droid, which comes to life and starts hunting Jill in her own apartment.

Considering it has been over fifteen years since I’d seen it, I was actually surprised by how much I remembered. From the smog-filled landscapes to Jill’s slimy neighbour – you can never forget a line like ‘yeah baby, squeeeeze that tube’ – to the unstoppable M.A.R.K. 13 robot, all this stuff left an indelible impression on me. I think Hardware is grass-roots science fiction at its best. After watching the film again, I was amazed to find out that it was made for just under two million dollars. Sure, it is a primarily one-location piece with a small cast, but everything about it seems so heavy and dense. The attention to detail really makes you think this world exists. That is in no small part due to Richard Stanley’s vision. He has only made a few films in his career, but anyone who has seen them knows he has a distinct style based around colour, specifically reds and desert tones.


I really can’t stress enough about how crisp and clean this movie looks on Blu-ray. One of the reasons I was so looking forward to seeing this again was that I have distinct memories of not being able to tell what was going on in the darker sections of the film. This is so not the case here, as the best thing about this new transfer is that you actually get to SEE all the fantastic production design. Simon Boswell’s score, which is a mix of synth and acoustic guitar, fits in beautifully, as does its signature song, Public Image Ltd’s “Order Of Death”, a tune so catchy, that I don’t think it has ever left my brain since.



Hardware is a lot gorier than I remember as well, but I’m beginning to wonder if the VHS that I saw way back wasn’t cut, as that was often the case at my old video store. Another great thing about Hardware is that it is not content to just be a standard sci-fi horror. There is a lot of political subtext in this movie that obviously went over my head as a teenager, but is blatantly obvious now. The only real negative I could pose is that the third act kind of drags a bit, but since there is so much to look at in this movie, it never bores.


As for the disc itself, it would have been easy for Severin to just put the movie on there, but they went the extra mile and included tons of supplemental material, as well. There is a wonderful documentary on the film called No Flesh Shall Be Spared that is almost an hour long. In it, Stanley – along with several other members of the cast and crew – talks at length about growing up in South Africa, his influences – that include Argento & Bava, which makes his whole colour palette thing make so much more sense now – and how the look of the M.A.R.K 13 came from a dream. Also on the disc, are three of Stanley’s short films, one of which is Incidents In An Expanding Universe, an ambitious Super 8 film that was the genesis of Hardware. Lastly, on a separate featurette, Stanley talks about his never-produced screenplay for Hardware 2. I was especially excited to hear that he had posted it online. If you are interested in seeing what was to happen after the first film, click here.

Revisiting Hardware on Blu-ray was an awesome experience and to tell you the truth, I’m a little relieved that this movie was as good as I remembered. If you are a fan of science fiction at all, this is a must watch in my opinion. Now that it has been given the release it deserves, you have no excuse.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Don't Kill The Messenger 40

A lot of great stuff happened this week, but I'm a still a little groggy from a late night hangin' with Serena and DirtyRobot, so please bear with me.

From Michael to Victor.

A great piece of news I heard this week was that actress Danielle Harris has been cast in the upcoming Hatchet 2. Starting from her humble beginnings as a child actor in Halloween 4 & 5, she made the awkward transition into adult roles with appearances in Urban Legend and the TV series Fear Clinic. She was definitely one of the FEW bright points of Rob Zombie's Halloween remake, and I can't wait to see how she fares against Adam Green's monster Victor Crowley. No word on if she's replacing the first movie's final girl Tamara Feldman, but when I know, you'll know.

The Name Says It All.

A while back I posted a hilarious looking trailer for a titilatiing (insert groan here) little short called Boob, about an implant run amok. Well, this week Twitch posted the entire short online. Check it out by clicking the image below.


Movin' On Up.

A video game that has been eating up a lot of my free time lately is Modern Warfare 2. Well, it looks like in addition to the gajillion gamers out there, Hollywood has taken notice and given the talent director of the game a shot at the 'big time'. Slashfilm reports that Keith Arem, who was responsible for directing the impressive voice talent of MW2 - which included the likes of Lance Henriksen, Keith David & Barry Pepper - has been tapped to direct a horror script in development. Frost Road revolves a man who wakes up after a car accident to find he's one of the only survivors of a viral outbreak. Okaaaaay, I'm listening. For more on the story, click here.

Sundance Goodies.

It's December, which means that Sundance is just around the corner, and more importantly Park City At Midnight. This week, they announced a pretty intriguing line-up of titles. Some of the films on the docket are;

Buried and Frozen are two films where minimalism is the order of the day. The first, directed by Rodrigo Cortes and starring Ryan Reynolds, involves a man working in Iraq that wakes up to find himself in a coffin. The second is Adam Green's new flick that has skiers stranded on a ski lift. There are also THREE Canadian films playing at Sundance - the comedy horror Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil, Daniel Grou's 7 Days and after its impressive debut at the Sitges Festival in October is Vincenzo Natali's new film Splice.

You can look up the rest of the list here.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Dear Santa,



Come on, Magnet. What the eff? Sure, you made amends by re-releasing the DVD with the original subtitles, but what about the Blu-ray? How much would it really cost you to run off a few of these for us? If TMN-HD can play the movie in its original format, so can you. Do the right thing Magnet. The high-definition consumer wants – nay – demands it. And now Santa is watching!


Honestly, things are getting out of hand. It’s like people seriously can’t distinguish between a movie theatre and their own living rooms anymore. I was thinking about this idea the other day. How about if there was a number you could text to alert an usher? Yes, I’m aware that texting during a movie goes against the very thing I’m trying to combat here, but this is surely the lesser of two evils. If you could text a code to a designated number that rings customer service, they could then send someone in to sort it out. I don’t want to sound like a playground tattletale here and throwing someone out during a movie might be an even bigger disruption, but SOMETHING has to be done about this. Am I right?


Now, we could debate the merits of remakes until the cows come home, but I think it’s pretty clear by now that Michael Bay’s bastard of a production company is a festering turd that needs to be flushed. Waving the impressive Jackie Earle Haley & Katie Cassidy in front of me in their flashy Elm Street trailer doesn’t fool me for a second. Like Freddy Krueger, we collectively need to turn our backs, so they lose their power. Yes, I could go on ignoring them like I have been, but this IS a wishlist after all.



You 'clever' screenwriters are going to have to find an alternative way to blow our minds. There have been amazing films that have implemented this in the past, but it’s time to move on and find a new cliché.


I’ve been saying for years that this Herbert's works are begging to be brought to the screen and is a resource that has remained relatively untapped. What I REALLY want to see though, is his Rat Trilogy tackled by someone like Peter Jackson, or anyone with ties to WETA. While it is true there was a 1982 Canadian film – which you all know I think is awesome – based on the first book ‘The Rats’, that was just the tip of the iceberg. Someone get on this!


I find this increasing shift away from practical effects very distressing. There is some shitty CGI out there – in productions big and small – and it’s becoming a real distraction. I realize it is a cost saving measure, but you are ultimately hurting your movie. Let me be clear. Cheesy visual effects can be endearing, but those cases are few & far between and ESPECIALLY not when they are out front and center. I saw this horror movie called The Rage recently and there were these CG vultures that were just unbearable. Granted, the movie wasn't good regardless, but if you can’t pull them off properly, then re-write your script so they are not onscreen every five minutes.



Thursday, December 3, 2009

VHS Gets Some Love!

Rue Morgue #96 hit newstands eariler this week, and it's a whole bunch of nostalgic goodness. This is new editor-in-chief Dave Alexander's first issue after taking over from the departing Jovanka Vuckovic.


This issue is a love letter to that obsolete video format that many of us grew up with. In addition to an extremely comprehensive look at the Canadian survival horror flick Rituals, the segment "Deliver Us From Analogue" offers up a great list of vintage VHS titles that have yet to be given the digital treatment. And the best part? Staff writer Michael Blyth pays special homage to probably my favourite horror movie from that era that has yet to be domestically released on DVD - there is actually a framed poster of it beside my bed - Bernard Rose's Paperhouse.

I know Dave personally and he's a real class act, so I can think of no one better to bring Rue Morgue magazine into its thirteenth year. For more info on the issue, click here.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Broadening Horizons.

I adore foreign horror films, but I didn't become well versed in the subject until I was well into my twenties and started frequenting the Toronto video stores that I've talked about at length in previous posts. The video store I worked at was more of a meat & potatoes kind of place. Beyond the odd Argento movie, there wasn't a lot stuff to be had – and even then they were often cut to shreds – but I absorbed what I could greedily. This Coverbox Wednesday I showcase the horror films from abroad (almost all Italian imports) that adorned my store shelves.

Monday, November 30, 2009

What Up Toronto!

This past August at Toronto After Dark, one of the more memorable shorts was a catchy little ditty by James Gangl called Bad Roomate. Well, earlier today DirtyRobot informed me that it is now on YouTube. So here below, for your enjoyment is Bad Roomate. I take no responsibility for you rasping Exhibition Place under your breath for the rest of the day.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Don't Kill The Messenger XXXIX

I've got to pick up someone at the airport in a few hours, so I'll keep things short today.

Scream King.

A few weeks back, I posted about how disappointed I was that James Gunn wasn't returning for the second season of Scream Queens. Well, this week I found out that the show is going to be hosted by actress Jaime King, a rising SQ in her own rite, having starred in The Tripper, They Wait, My Bloody Valentine 3-D and the upcoming Mother's Day remake. Gunn's direct replacement is director Tim Sullivan (2001 Maniacs) and King is filling in for previous host Shawnee Smith. This is quite a shake-up, but with King in there, I'm still fully onboard. Scream Queens' second season is slated to start in early 2010.

Frozen in February.

Earlier this week, Bloody Disgusting reported that Adam Green's (Hatchet) new flick Frozen has just nabbed a release date of February 5, 2010. I've been keeping an eye on this thriller, about skiers stranded on a malfunctioning chair lift and am looking forward to how Green handles the long stretches of dialogue that will inevitably ensue from this kind of scenario. Shawn Ashmore, Emma Bell and Kevin Zegers star. There is no trailer to be found yet, but you can be sure I'll put it up here when it surfaces.


Bits and Bobs.

I saw a lot of cool things pop up on Digg this week, so I just wanted to throw them up here for those who don't follow THS's Twitter feed. The first is a Giger Alien made of scrap metal, the second is Thai poster for Evil Dead 2 and the third is artist Alex Pardee's rendering of the movie Basket Case.