In addition to the usual reviews and comments you would find on a horror movie blog, this is also a document of the wonderfully vast horror movie section of the video store I worked at in my youth.

Tuesday, October 3, 2017

Trailer Tuesdays: Looker

I was looking around for a tie-in trailer to this weekend's release of Blade Runner 2049 and boy the Internet did not disappoint. This was EXACTLY what I was looking for!



Rest assured, a twelve-dollar used copy of this has been added to my Amazon cart.

Sunday, October 1, 2017

Toronto After Dark 2017



Toronto After Dark just announced this year's line-up and it's looking pretty damn good. With a mix of local efforts, festival darlings and anticipated sequels, it looks like I'm going to be spending a lot of time at the Scotiabank Theatre this month.




















The Toronto After Dark Film Festival goes from October 12th to 20th. For info on schedule and tickets, click here

Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Trailer Tuesdays: The Other

I've been reading Grady Hendrix's newest book Paperbacks From Hell (review to come) where he mentions the holy trinity of horror novels, Rosemary's Baby, The Exorcist and The Other. Though it may not have been anywhere near as high profile as the former two titles, The Other also had an accompanying screen adaptation.



Sunday, September 24, 2017

DKTM 353


Hey all! I have recovered from TIFF and now have a few more days to relax before the busiest month of the year starts. Here's what I've got for you today.

Stranger Eighties.

With the upcoming second season of Stranger Things approaching, The Duffer Brothers have been releasing one-sheet posters on Twitter to celebrate their influences. I'm sure I don't need to include the originals for you to get where they were coming from.







Stranger Things returns to Netflix on October 27.

Haunted Puppets.

Those who have seen Kevin McTurk's Mill at Calder's End (now available on the Minutes Past Midnight anthology) know his puppetry skills are second-to-none. Currently he is hard at work on his newest opus, The Haunted Swordsman and he needs your help.



This is an all or nothing campaign, so please give if you want to see this project come to fruition.

Toulon's Trunk.

I received an email last week about this upcoming release from Full Moon and I just had to post about it.




It's such a gorgeous set and very hard for me to refuse. When you think of it, twelve discs for two-fitty ain't half bad. Hmmmm. The set will be available for presale here starting October 2nd.   

Friday, September 22, 2017

Zombie Walkabout

Canuck indie director Colin Minihan's newest effort It Stains the Sands Red has been rolling out over several Canadian cities this week (including Toronto, Ottawa and Edmonton) so I gave it a whirl.


Stranded in the Nevada desert during a zombie apocalypse, Molly (Britanny Allen) tries to literally stay steps ahead of her undead pursuer.

It has been a while since I've seen a movie where I flip-flopped between engaged and annoyed as much as It Stains the Sands Red. It opens pretty rough, introducing us to a couple of idiotic characters doing shit that flies in the face of Horror 101. I remember not being overjoyed I would be watching this for another hour or so.

However, once it got going and I started to realize what the “nugget” of the premise was, I was at least appreciative of what was being attempted. I was on board with the themes of helplessness and the inevitability of death, even if it had been handled more deftly before (It Follows came to mind). I did recognize that these kind of low budget affairs usually have a character stuck in a single room, so Minihan's use of an entire desert was something rather interesting.


To be honest though, the only thing holding It Stains together – with duct tape and sheer will – was its lead. Allen was in virtually every frame of this movie and she carried it admirably. Her character had an actual arc that went from imminent zombie fodder to empowered survivor. It was this evolution that made me forgive the uncomfortable amount of logic leaps in this movie.

I think my main problem was the erratic tone. Characters made so many boneheaded decisions in the first act that it was hard to take it as anything but a comedy. Then halfway, it takes an unnecessary turn into exploitation territory to where I had to utter, “really guys?” To further muddle things, the piece bordered on straight up drama once the final reel rolled around.


While the execution is shaky at best, I never fully wrote off It Stains the Sands Red. Allen was able to keep me invested enough to want to know where her journey would end up. Gaping wounds aside, it's still a big improvement over Minihan's earlier work. If you are a fan of low budget zombie yarns, give it a go.

Thursday, September 21, 2017

Meta Museum.

Toronto's Black Museum lecture series returned after a long hiatus with a one-off screening a few weeks ago. Curators Paul Corupe & Andrea Subissati took over The Royal to screen, rather fittingly, the 1959 film Horrors of the Black Museum.


I was really excited to see this film because it has special significance to me. Growing up I learned pretty fast that my mother had - and still has - zero tolerance for onscreen violence. My predilection for horror and all things macabre was fostered solely by my father. Anyhow, the conversation eventually arose between my mother and I about why I liked that stuff and why she didn't. 

I got an earful about the horrible pictures that my Dad had taken my Mom to when they started dating circa 1960. She was scarred by Psycho, but the one movie that seemed to do the most damage was one she couldn't even remember the title of. All she could remember were two harrowing scenes - a bit where a woman went to look through a set of binoculars and spikes shot out into her eyes, and another where a guillotine came down on a lady lying in bed.


My mind played with these delicious images, but this was long before Google, so it was twenty years before I even discovered which movie these scenes appeared in. Even when I did, the film wasn't high on my list of priorities while I was being deluged with new titles each and every day. So, imagine my delight when I saw The Black Museum would be playing its namesake?

This was a fun event. Paul did an introduction where he talked all about the history of curious collections throughout the ages and the creation of the original Black Museum at Scotland Yard. He then movde onto their influence on film and the many horrors that have featured museums and sideshows over the years.

TBM Curator Paul Corupe. Photo courtesy of Brian Baker.

As for the movie, I thought it was a hoot. I was surprised to find that the binoculars bit was the opening scene. My poor mother! She must have been like, “that was awful and I still have a whole movie to sit through!” The movie is obviously tame by today's standards, but I do love the deliberate pace of these British dialogue-driven pictures. All the little quirks had me grinning from ear to ear, like one scene where a kid spends an entire scene eating a banana just left of frame. She then just tosses the peel over her shoulder when she's done. Nothing beats the ending though. In the middle of a carnival as two people have just been violently killed in front of a crowd, the cops say their piece and then, as the camera zooms out, the Ferris wheel starts up again and everyone unceremoniously goes about their business. Classic stuff!

So after the thirty-five years of waiting to see this film, I learned one thing. My Mom must have really liked my Dad.

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

TIFF Vids 2017

Longtime TIFF videographer Robert Mitchell again made his way up from Indiana to cover this year's Midnight Madness proceedings. Here below are some of the interviews he conducted while on the Ryerson's red carpet.






For more of Mitchell's interviews from the last week, check out his YouTube channel here.