A new year is upon us, and with it
brings a new crop of horror flicks to look forward to. Here’s
what’s on my radar for 2013.
All concerns and grievances aside, I
can’t help but be excited for the world’s first zombie
blockbuster to hit screens. The CG-laden trailer does recall
I Am Legend, but I still remain optimistic. The original wonder script by
J. Michael Straczynski has since been retooled to beyond recognizable, but at least it looks like the
The Battle of Yonkers remained intact. Mainly, I just hope director
Marc Forster
has learned how to shoot an action scene since
Quantum of Solace.

Even after failed attempts at fractured
fairy tales like
Red Riding Hood,
Brothers Grimm and
Van Helsing, I'm
still looking forward to this one. I know the odds are stacked
against it, but call it a guilty pleasure. I had a smile on my face
through most of this trailer and it seems everyone on board knows
what kind of project they are making here. Tommy “
Dead Snow”
Wirkola has a great sense of humour, and I'm hoping it carries over
here. At the very least, action veterans
Jeremy Renner &
Gemma
Arterton will likely make a kick-ass team.
I was expecting this to hit last year,
so again I reiterate, look at this poster!!!
Guillermo del Toro has a good track
record playing sire to new talent, but I hope this one is more
The Orphanage and less
Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark. I’ve been
deliberately avoiding the trailer on this one, but I do know the cast is great and the
byline promising.
A follow-up to last year’s analog
horror anthology V/H/S, this year’s roster of filmmakers includes
the likes of
Jason Eisener (
Hobo With A Shotgun),
Eduardo Sanchez
(
Lovely Molly) and
Simon Barrett (writer of
You’re Next). It is
premiering at
Sundance in a few weeks, so I’m sure I’ll be seeing
it here sometime in the fall.
Chan-wook Park, the director of the
infamous Vengeance Trilogy is back with his first English language
picture. As you would expect, it looks exquisite and is sure to
include several deliciously grim twists and turns. Also, in my
opinion, the only thing better than Nicole Kidman, is evil Nicole
Kidman.
Following in his father’s footsteps,
writer
Joe Hill sees his first project adapted for the big screen.
Daniel Radcliffe stars in a story about a man who suddenly sprouts
some pointy appendages following the death of his girlfriend. I
enjoyed
Piranha 3D as much as the next guy, but I am glad to see director
Alex
Aja return to his more sinister disposition.
There are of course no shortage of
sequels in the pipeline, but based on past successes I am mildly
interested in
The Last Exorcism 2 and
Insidious 2. And it goes
without saying I am onboard for another go-round with everyone’s
favourite killer doll in
Curse of Chucky.
As far as remakes go,
Carrie and
Maniac
show some promise, as does
Jim Mickle’s redo of the Mexican
cannibal flick
We Are What We Are. More importantly though, I’ve
decided to throw caution to the wind and just jump into this
Evil Dead
movie with both stumps.
Lastly, I hear that
Richard Raaphorst's
undead Nazi opus
Frankenstein’s Army is near to seeing the light of
day. Apparently, a finished product has been seen by a chosen few.
Hopefully, the almost ten-year wait (this is the project that the
online sensation
Worst Case Scenario eventually became) will be worth
it.
Okay, here's to horror’s best and
brightest came bring it this year!