In addition to the usual reviews and comments you would find on a horror movie blog, this is also a document of the wonderfully vast horror movie section of the video store I worked at in my youth.

Tuesday, February 6, 2001

The Lost Reviews: May

The Lost Reviews are a group of articles I wrote for the site DVDWolf that, for whatever reason, were never posted. This review for May was originally written in August 2003.


I finally got around to checking out Lucky McKee’s May this week and was glad to see that all the hype I had been hearing over the last few months was not unwarranted. The strength of this piece is largely due to Angela Bettis’ performance as the terminally lonesome title character. Her wonderfully deep portrayal is quite compelling and though the last act turns a corner into the realm of tongue-in-cheek, it doesn’t make her character any less tragic. Bettis is complimented by a strong supporting cast including Jeremy Sisto, James Duval and Anna Faris. I must say it was great to see Faris outside of the Scary Movie franchise and as a racy lesbian no less! The film balances these well fleshed out (pardon the pun) characters with some excellent imagery. May is filled with Dario Argento references to the point you’re almost saying “okay, Lucky, we get it, you're a fan.” I can’t fault him too much, though. If I were making a movie, I’d probably do the same thing in the spirit of that anecdotal Craven/Raimi sub-reference melee of the eighties. I thought the cracking of the glass case containing Susie, May’s doll and only friend was a clever use of symbolism and really liked how the narrative would set up characters that were off-kilter (Sisto’s character Adam has an affinity for violent cinema and Duval’s Blank is a rebellious punk) and attracted to May’s awkward innocence, yet once her ‘weird’ behaviour is revealed, they quickly shy away. I often wonder how I would react in a similar situation. I surround myself with all things grotesque, but if I were confronted with someone truly abnormal, would I be intrigued or run for the hills? May is yet another Lionsgate release (I love these guys) that is well worth checking out.

The surround sound of the DVD is fully utilized. The cracking glass and soft whisperings of Susie can be heard all around you. The DVD’s lack of special features is disappointing, but there are two commentary tracks. The first - and superior - one involves McKee and Bettis, as well as D.P. Steve Yedlin and editor Chris Sivertson. In addition to Argento, McKee mentions some more of his many influences, including Scorsese’s Taxi Driver, Polanski’s Repulsion and of course, Frankenstein. It’s also interesting to hear about the great deal of sequences that came together during reshoots and the editing process. They spend a lot of time talking about production designer Leslie Keel and composer Jaye Barnes-Luckett who appear on the second commentary track that is thus rendered somewhat moot.

Monday, February 5, 2001

The Lost Reviews: P2

The Lost Reviews are a group of articles I wrote for the site DVDWolf that, for whatever reason, were never posted. This review for P2 was originally written in November 2007.


Angela Bridges (Rachel Nichols), after having worked late, accidentally gets locked in an underground parking garage on Christmas Eve. To make matters worse, she soon finds herself being stalked by a maniacal security guard (Wes Bentley).

I walked into P2 knowing very little about it except that Alexandre Aja and Greg Levasseur, the pair behind High Tension - a film I’ve always had a soft spot for – were involved. In fact, the director is Franck Khalfoun, who you may remember as Tension’s ill-fated gas station attendant, Jimmy. P2 is a simple, taut and bloody thriller that was much better than I was expecting. At its core, it’s still a fairly standard thriller, but it also has a sprinkling of black comedy that the two leads play completely straight. This makes for a weird mix and the only reason I think it works is that Nichols and Bentley are fully invested. There are several cool little bits – a lot of which are glimpsed in the trailer unfortunately – that make it a fun ride. P2 is also surprisingly gory. I suppose I should have expected that considering the source, but its handful of set pieces will certainly keep the gorehounds contented. P2 is a solid renter. It is nothing spectacular, but definitely better than some of the stuff I’ve seen in wide release in recent months *cough Captivity cough*.

Sunday, February 4, 2001

The Lost Reviews: Rhinoceros Eyes

The Lost Reviews are a group of articles I wrote for the site DVDWolf that, for whatever reason, were never posted. This review for Rhinoceros Eyes was originally written in September 2003.

The main strength of Rhinoceros Eyes is that it is perfectly cast. Michael Pitt - who up until this point I always thought of as a poor man’s DiCaprio - really comes into his own as the protagonist Chep, mixing good comic timing with the sincere awkwardness of an introvert. Paige Turco is as lovely as ever as Fran, the object of Chep’s affection. The comic relief side story provided by Bundy (Matt Servitto), Hamish (James Allodi) and Sweets (Victor Ertmanis) is amusing and succeeds in breaking up the strangeness that marks the rest of the film. The most fascinating character is the sprawling prop house itself. The countless relics that stock the shelves come to life with the use of stop motion animation, growing larger and more human each time they appear to Chep. These exchanges are very reminiscent of the giant bunny sequences in Donnie Darko. The inclusion of the Toronto movie house The Royal in the film is also a stroke of genius as the ultimate festival moviegoer in-joke. Another great thing about the film is that you never really know where it’s going to take you. There were several occasions where I thought to myself, ‘where did they come up with that?’ The influence of David Cronenberg (who is actually Eyes director Aaron Woodley's uncle) cannot be missed here, particularly Naked Lunch and eXistenZ. The decision to use both digital film and 35mm is an interesting one. Although this is largely a dimly lit film, the colours of the prop house still come through beautifully. To my knowledge, Eyes is also the first film to combine stop motion animation with the digital format. Rhinoceros Eyes is an imaginative effort that is never pinned down to a single genre.

Saturday, February 3, 2001

The Lost Reviews: Skinwalkers

The Lost Reviews are a group of articles I wrote for the site DVDWolf that, for whatever reason, were never posted. This review for Skinwalkers was originally written in July 2007.


A twelve-year-old boy may be the key to ending a werewolf curse that two clans have lived with for generations. One group wants the curse to end and the other, who consider their supernatural powers a gift, wants it to continue.

Skinwalkers is a bad movie, but in a way that is actually entertaining in some parts. The film has some interesting ideas, they just weren't executed well. The clichéd dialogue is what really bogs the movie down I think. Normally, that wouldn’t be a problem for me, but wedging these pseudo dramatic scenes in between ridiculous over-the-top shootouts – one of which, in a small town main street, had the audience howling (pardon the pun) – just doesn’t fly. That shootout scene though was actually a highlight. The villains are walking down the street loading their guns (which had to be cocked for effect at every opportunity) for what seemed like a minute of screen time and when the shootout begins, everybody in the town suddenly has an arsenal of firearms at their disposal. The shopkeeper, the mailman, the nanny, EVERYONE! It is hilariously absurd and exactly the kind of thing Hot Fuzz spoofed earlier this year. On the subject of guns, this movie again brings up one of the fundamental problems I had with the first Underworld film. There is tons of potential for some awesome hand-to-hand combat in Skinwalkers, but what do they do? All the characters spend most of the movie shooting at each other. It just seems like such a waste. Though I wasn’t crazy about the creature design itself - but at least they were WEREWOLVES, hello Blood & Chocolate are you paying attention? - the makeup effects were really well done, especially on head villain Caleb (Jason Behr). Even when legend Stan Winston works on a stinker - Darkness Falls is another example – you can always count on the quality of the monsters. There was ample opportunity for gore in Skinwalkers, but it looks like the decision for a PG-13 release was made early on. This is disappointing because taking the carnage out of a werewolf movie is rarely a good thing. Despite its many flaws, Skinwalkers managed to corral an impressive amount of familiar faces. In the first act, it seemed that every time a new character came onscreen, I was like ‘Oh, that’s so and so from wherever’. I’ve seen a lot worse, but Skinwalkers really doesn’t do anything for the werewolf genre or horror in general for that matter.

Friday, February 2, 2001

The Lost Reviews: Stir Of Echoes 2

The Lost Reviews are a group of articles I wrote for the site DVDWolf that, for whatever reason, were never posted. This review for Stir Of Echoes 2: The Homecoming was originally written in November 2007.


After being injured in the line of duty, National Guardsman Ted Cogan (Rob Lowe) returns home and begins seeing visions of the people whose deaths he felt responsible. Are they hallucinations, or are the dead trying to send him a message? For the sake of his family and own sanity, he struggles to find out what the ghosts want. But, at what cost?

I’m going to say right up front that I did like Stir Of Echoes 2: The Homecoming, even though it’s a fairly by-the-numbers thriller with standard jump scares that we’ve seen a hundred times before. Without even knowing that it was made for TV, I could tell that it was. That’s not necessarily a knock; it’s just that sometimes you can tell, you know? However, following a formula isn’t such a bad thing if it’s executed well. The first scene does a good job of setting up the scenario and unfolds in a timely fashion from there. Watching The Homecoming, I found myself thinking that it definitely had an Asian horror vibe, even though it was pretty much just emulating the style and structure of its predecessor. Isn’t that curious, considering that the original came out before the Asian horror craze hit. It’s not as flashy or well written as the Kevin Bacon incarnation, but Rob Lowe’s more dialled down portrayal of the protagonist seems to make this one a little more 'realistic'. In addition to the themes of revenge and redemption, there is also a sprig of racism, which keeps the movie feeling very modern. The Homecoming is one of those movies that are good for those couch bound Sunday afternoons. Not something you would seek out, but if it were to come on TV, the end credits would roll and you’d think to yourself, 'you know? That wasn’t half bad.'

The DVD has a few extras, including a featurette, deleted scenes and a commentary track. The featurette is mainly the two leads (Lowe and actress Marnie McPhail) and director Ernie Barbarash talking about what they were trying to accomplish with this second installment. The commentary with Barbarash and editor Mitch Lackie is pretty dry, focusing mainly on the editing process, shooting in Toronto and their love of the first film.

Thursday, February 1, 2001

The Lost Reviews: Sunshine

The Lost Reviews are a group of articles I wrote for the site DVDWolf that, for whatever reason, were never posted. This review for Sunshine was originally written in July 2007.


Fifty years in the future, our sun is dying. When the first spaceship sent to re-ignite the sun disappears, a second is launched. These eight astronauts are the last hope for humanity.

Sunshine is a terrific example of straight up science fiction. Director Danny Boyle and writer Alex Garland sidestep the pitfalls of humour and romance – which lesser filmmakers would use as a crutch – and just give us the goods. The look of the film is spectacular, channelling other classic films that obviously inspired it, like 2001 and Alien. The dull, metallic hues inside the ship are in complete contrast to the bright colours of the imposing sun. The visual effects in space are as good as anything I’ve ever seen and made the approaching star seem like its own character. I never once felt like I wasn’t out on that spaceship with them. Sunshine also sports a fine ensemble cast including Cillian Murphy, Chris Evans and Michelle Yeoh. The absence of a big name serves the script well because every character is on equal ground, with no lines of gender or race. The film is, as Boyle puts it, “just eight astronauts strapped to the back of a bomb”. The one thing I especially appreciated about Sunshine was the trailer only revealed the setup. The whole second half of the movie is a complete surprise and the story unfolds for you without any preconceived notions. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t spoon-fed the entire story in a trailer – maybe M. Night’s last one, but Sunshine didn’t turn out to be shit. There are several sci-fi films that Sunshine is reminiscent of, but it also never seems like it’s not its own entity. There were some weird editing choices towards the end that made the climax a little hard to follow, but overall Boyle should be very proud of his first foray into science fiction.

Tuesday, January 2, 2001

THS Reviews Archive.

Here is the full archive of films I have reviewed for The Horror Section sorted alphabetically.

Berberian Sound Studio (TIFF '12)
Dead, The
Dead of Night (TOL)
Dead Snow (Fantasia '09)
Dead Snow 2: Red Vs Dead (TAD '14)
Dead Sushi (Fantasia '12)
Deadgirl (TIFF '08)
Deadheads (TAD '11)
Deadly Eyes
Deathgasm (Fantasia '15)
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats
Death Line (Fantasia '17)
Death Walks on High Heels
Deep Space (1988)
Deliver Us From Evil (TIFF '09)
Deliver Us From Evil (2014)
Descent Part 2, The
Detention
Devil Times Five
Devils, The
Devil's Candy, The (TIFF '15)
Devil's Gift, The
Diaboliques, Les (TOL)
Digging Up The Marrow
Dirties, The (Fantasia '13)
Divide, The (TAD '11)
Doc of the Dead
Doghouse
Donkey Punch (TAD '08)
Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark (2011)
Don't Look Back
Don't Breathe
Doomsday
Dr. Butcher M.D.
Drag Me To Hell
Dream Home
Eclipse, The (Fantasia '09)
Eddie: The Sleepwalking Cannibal
Eden Lake
Editor, The (TIFF '14)
Emelie (TFF '15)
Endless, The (TAD '17)
Evil Dead Rise
Evil: In the Time of Heroes (Fantasia '10)
Evolver
Exorcist, The (Blu-ray)
Extinction (Fantasia '15)
Eye, The (2008)
Eyes of Fire
Fake Blood (TAD '17)
Father's Day (TAD '11)
Faults (Fantasia '14)
Fear Itself (2016)
Fear Itself #1
Fear Itself #2
Fear Itself #3,4
Fear Itself #5,6
Fear Itself #7,8
Fear(s) of the Dark
February (TIFF '15)
Felidae
Final Destination 5
Final Destination, The
Final Girls, The (TIFF '15)
Flesh For Frankenstein (TOL)
Flight Of The Living Dead
Forest, The
Found (TAD '13)
Four Flies On Grey Velvet
Fourth Kind, The
Frankenstein's Army (Fantasia '13)
Fright Night (2011)
From A House On Willow Street (TAD '16)
From Inside (Fantasia '08)
Frozen
Funhouse, The (FGFC)
Funny Games (2008)
Game of Death (Fantasia '17)
Game of Werewolves (TAD '12)
Game Over
Gerald's Game
Get Out
Girl In Room 2A, The
Girl In The Photgraphs, The (TIFF '15)
Girl Walks Home Alone At Night, A
Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest, The
Girl Who Played with Fire, The
Girl with All the Gifts, The
Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, The
Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, The (2011)
Girls Nite Out
Godsend, The
God Told Me To (TOL)
Gore Gore Girls, The
Grabbers (TAD '12)
Grace (TAD '09)
Green Inferno, The (TIFF '13)
Grizzly
H.G. Lewis - Godfather Of Gore (Fantasia '10)
Guest, The (TIFF '14)
Hangman
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
Happening, The
Hardware (Blu-ray)
Halloween (TIFF '18)
Harvest, The (Fantasia '14)
Harvest Lake (FNT '16)
Hatchet II
Haunting, The (1963, TOL)
Haunting In Connecticut, The
Haunting of Julia, The (Fantasia '12)
Headless
Hell Baby (Fantasia '13)
Hell Night
Hellbenders (TIFF '12)
Helldriver
Here Comes The Devil (TIFF '12)
Hills Run Red, The
Hobo With A Shotgun
Hole, The (TIFF '09)
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Home Movie (Fantasia '08)
Horde, The
Horns (ITFF '13)
Horrible Way To Die, A (TIFF '10)
Horror of Dracula (TOL)
Horrors of the Black Museum
Horror Stories (Fantasia '13)
Horsehead
Hour of the Wolf (TOL)
House (Hausu)
Housebound (TAD '14)
House Of The Devil (Fantasia '09)
Human Centipede, The (TAD '10)
I Am Legend
I Am Not A Serial Killer (TAD '16)
I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives In the House (TIFF '16)
I Drink Your Blood
I Sell The Dead (TAD '08)
I Spit On Your Grave (Fantasia '10)
If A Tree Falls
Impossible Horror (TAD '17)
In Fear
Inbred (TAD '12)
Incident, The (TIFF '11)
Incite Mill, The
Innkeepers, The (TAD '11)
Innocents, The (TOL)
Insanitarium
Insidious (TIFF '10)
Intruder (Blu-ray)
Intruders (TIFF '11)
Invitation, The
It (2017)
It Comes at Night
It Follows (TIFF '14)
It Stains the Sands Red
Jackals
Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer
Jennifer's Body (TIFF '09)
JeruZalem (Fantasia '15)
John Dies At The End (TIFF '12)
Juan of the Dead (TIFF '11)
Julia's Eyes (TIFF '10)
Kevin Tenney's Brain Dead (TAD '08)
Killing Kind, The
Kill List (TIFF '11)
King Cohen (Fantasia '17)
Kingdom Come (BITS '14)
Lady In Red Kills Seven Times, The
Laid To Rest
Lake Nowhere
Landlord, The
Last Exorcism, The (TAD '10)
Last House On The Left, The (2009)
Last Lovecraft, The (TAD '10)
Late Phases (Fantasia '14)
Let Her Out (TAD '16)
Let Me In (TIFF '10)
Let The Right One In (TAD '08)
Let's Scare Jessica To Death (TOL)
Life
Life After Beth (Fantasia '14)
Lifeforce (FGFC)
Lights Out (Fantasia '16)
Little Bit Zombie, A (Fantasia '12)
Livid (TIFF '11)
Lords of Salem, The (TIFF '12)
Lonely Place To Die, A (Fantasia '11)
Lost, The
Loved Ones, The (TIFF '09)
Lovely Bones, The
Lovely Molly (TIFF '11)
Love Witch, The (IFFF '16)
Lure, The (Fantasia '16)
Machine Girl
Mama
Maniac (FGFC)
Maniac (2012)
Marianne
Martyrs (TIFF '08)
Mask, The (1961)
Mayhem (TAD '17)
Memory of the Dead (Fantasia '12)
Metamorphosis
Microwave Massacre
Midnight Meat Train
Midnight Movie
Midnight Son (TAD '11)
Mirrors
Mist, The (B&W Version)
Monster Brawl (TAD '11)
Moon
Motel Hell
Mother's Day (1980)
Mulberry St.
Mutant Girls Squad (Fantasia '10)
My Bloody Valentine 3-D
Naked Fear
Near Dark (FGFC)
New Daughter, The
New Year's Evil
Next Victim, The
Night Flier, The
Night of the Demon (TOL)
Night of the Living Dead: Reanimated
Night Warning
Nightmare (1981)
Nightmare, The (2015)
Nightmare On Elm St, A (Blu-ray)
No One Lives (TIFF '12)
Not Quite Hollywood (TIFF '08)
Nurse 3D
Objective, The
Observance (Fantasia '15)
Oculus (TIFF '13)
Odd Thomas (TAD '13)
Of Unknown Origin
Omen, The (2006)
Only Lovers Left Alive (TIFF '13)
Orphan
Orphanage, The (Blu-ray)
Pack, The (1977)
Pact, The (TAD '12)
Pandorum
Paranormal Activity
Paranormal Activity 2
Paranormal Activity 3
Perfect Getaway, A
Phase IV
Phobia aka 4bia (TAD '08)
Phobia 2 (Fantasia '10)
Pieces
Piranha 3D
Piranha 3DD
Pit, The
Plague
Plank Face (FNT '16)
Pontypool (TIFF '08)
Possession (TOL)
Poughkeepsie Tapes, The
Prevenge
Prometheus
Proxy (TIFF '13)
Pumpkinhead (Blu-ray)
Pyx, The
Psychomania
Quarantine
Queen of Blood (BITS '14)
Rabbit (TAD '17)
Rammbock
Rat Man
Raw (TIFF '16)
Rawhead Rex (HXFF '17)
REC 2 (TIFF '09)
REC 3 (TAD '12)
REC 4 (TAD '14)
Red (TAD '08)
Red Nights (TIFF '10)
Red Spring (TAD '17)
Red State (Fantasia '11)
Reef, The (Fantasia '11)
Reflections Of Evil
Replace (Fantasia '17)
Repo! The Genetic Opera (TAD '08)
Requiem
Resident Evil: Afterlife 3D
Resident Evil: Retribution
Resonnances
Resolution (TAD '12)
Resurrected, The
Retreat (Fantasia '11)
Return To House On H.H. (Blu-ray)
Revenant, The (TAD '09)
Revenants, Les
Revenge (TIFF '17)
Revenge of the Dead
Rewind This! (Fantasia '13)
ReZort, The (TAD '16)
Ritual, The (TIFF '17)
Roar
Rogue
Room 237 (TIFF '12)
Rubber (TAD '10)
Ruins, The
S&Man
Sacrament, The (TIFF '13)
Sadako vs Kayako (TIFF '16)
Stand, The (2021 miniseries)
Starry Eyes
Station, The (TIFF '13)
Steel Trap
Storage
Stranded
Strange Colour Of Your Body's Tears, The (TIFF '13)
Strangers, The
Strays
Streamer (BITS '16)
Street Trash
Strigoi (TAD '09)
Stuff, The
Sublet, The (BITS '16)
Summer of '84 (Fantasia '18)
Super 8
Surveillance
Survival Of The Dead (TIFF '09)
Survivor, The
Suspiria (FGFC)
Sweet Sixteen
Sweet Sweet Lonely Girl
Tales From The Hood
Tales of Halloween (Fantasia '15)
Tall Man, The (Fantasia '12)
TerrorVision (Blu-ray)
Thale (TIFF '12)
Thaw, The
Theatre Bizarre, The (Fantasia '11)
They Look Like People
Thing, The (2011)
Tigers Are Not Afraid (IFFF '17)
Tokyo Gore Police (Fantasia '08)
Torment
Tower, The (1985)
Town That Dreaded Sundown, The
Town That Dreaded Sundown, The (TAD '14)
Trailer Park Of Terror (TAD '08)
Train To Busan (TAD '16)
Trick or Treats
Trick 'r Treat (Fantasia '09)
Troll Hunter (Fantasia '11)
Tucker & Dale vs Evil
Tusk (TIFF '14)
Twisted Nerve
Underbelly
Under the Shadow (LEFT '16)
Uninvited (1988)
Uninvited, The (2009)
Untamed, The (TIFF '16)
Uzumaki (FGFC)
Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl (TAD '09)
Vanishing on 7th Street (TIFF '10)
Verónica
V/H/S (TAD '12)
V/H/S 2 (Fantasia '13)
Video Dead, The (Blu-ray)
Video Nasties: The Definitive Guide
Vinyan (TIFF '08)
Visit, The
Void, The (TAD '16)
Wailing, The (Fantasia '16)
Wake Wood
War of the Dead (TAD '11)
Ward, The (TIFF '10)
Watch Me When I Kill
We Are Still Here (Fantasia '15)
We Are What We Are (TAD '13)
White Raven (BITS '15)
Wicked Lake (Fantasia '08)
Wilderness
Willow Creek (TAD '13)
Witch, The (TIFF '15)
Wizard Of Gore, The (1970)
WNUF Halloween Special
Wolfman, The (2010)
Wolf Creek 2
Woman, The (TAD '11)

Legend:
BITS - Blood In The Snow Film Festival
FGFC - Final Girl Film Club
FNT - Fright Night Theatre
HXFF - Hexploitation Film Festival
IFFF - Ithaca Fantastik Film Festival
LEFT - Lost Episode Film Festival
TAD - Toronto After Dark Film Festival
TFF - Tribeca Film Festival
TIFF - Toronto International Film Festival